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Bro was doing PEMDAS with his body. 💀😭

Dudes rock

Just watched a customer do 20 pushups outside before lighting a cigarette

Coinin. He goes to Water College. I'm serious.

Unironically I have embarrassing enough hours on Ball that I feel uncomfortable disclosing..............

Heard, heard. I blew the last of my prisms on the Reaper skin even though he's dog to play now, that one was also really nice but I did hear somewhere (?) that apparently it was originally intended for Ramattra, which would have been better imo.

This is a brutal read but I have to agree lmaoooo. A bunch of the new characters do spiritually feel like generic graphic design mascots from MLM companies trying to sell like energy drinks marketed for gamers. I dunno man.

YEP! I saw someone call the new mythic skins "divine slop" today. 😭 Also the interaction lines glitching out whenever she sees the old strike team and Pharah... Genuinely so, so good I absolutely had to grind for that skin.

Yep! To me it's so in-your-face how a lot were designed with "sell skins" as the core idea; maybe this is just me but it feels more evident in the way they have to keep "expanding the lore" just to make heroes, for example like Wuyang/Anran, a shoehorn fit when they're so glaringly out of place.

YEP! I acknowledge I'm also partly blinded by nostalgia but it seems like new characters predominantly have Genshin Impact face with Fortnite design principles, if that makes sense. Oh well. I hope the kids have fun with their battlepasses etc.

Well clearly I'm not the target income-generating demographic anymore anyways so it was clearly time to move on.

ONE LAST THING I can't believe I'm only finding out that the A-7000 Wargod mythic got shat on when it came out when to me that is literally THE best mythic in terms of design and the interaction bonuses and the only valid reason to not have Ana as an old woman.

Genuinely funny how I still enjoy the gameplay, I didn't even mind 5v5 that much but what actually got me to quit was how irritated I got about the Kiriko infinite skin money glitch and the new design, aesthetic and character-wise, that goes into these new heroes. Well anyways.

Every new piece of information I get about Overwatch I have learned against my will

Brother be serious this is EVERYTHING to me.

How I picture you drawing, if you even care

Wow...... I got my cake and get to eat it too..............

I'm so glad I built a great social life before I retired to blissful unmasked autism elysium after graduating college and I get to live the teen life I didn't have but still get invited to these things.

Getting a notif on my phone asking to confirm for a wedding RSVP while I'm in the middle of putting plates of dismembered feet on a table playing the Dead By Daylight event:

I'm literally the Homelander meme going well this is kind of disgusting and catered specifically to me I'm going to get booed off socials but. Well