Профиль

Welcome to Smiling Fist Sect. Assume lotus position and we'll begin

I'm sorry I intubated you by accident last night okay

heirloom bug varieties

Go on, earthman, ply me with your questions. Or else leave me to my vatbound ponderings.

fatass dirigible

some sort of prism activated at the time of your arrival bro

good old fashioned manatee drovers grazing their herds all across the wild wild wet

and it was in this wise that we harnessed the harmful rays from the Demon Star and put them immediately to systemic use. Now kids, it's time for bed.

sign aboard the interstellar packet bound for Dipshit's Cluster

now you're speaking my techknowledgey

Try our artisanal spin on the old world Pig Ale. For nearly a thousand years, from trough to tavern, the unfairly maligned Pig Ale has sated the famous thirst of hogs and men alike.

A thoughtburst comprising 1,000 fruitful notions enters your mind. > Follow them to their various ends > Smoke pot to run away

that's my best friend for life, Weevis J. Bug

Can my boyfriend tag along? You should be warned that he's not funny gay, he's pensive gay

we can't let you order anything cooked on the stove because they're using every single burner to render down pieces of poop for poop tallow at the moment

that fellow lain with a critter

reanimated the opps corpse and made it attack his family

A: I've heard enough, you incorrigible metaphysician! B: and I've said my piece, you brassbound empiricist! A: moonstruck platonist! B: bromidic louse! A: credulous fool! B: fuck you A: calm down

he's a no-good dick-fidget lick-widget brick-digit thick idjit

this peppermint is unashamedly delicious -- and without all that BS you've come to expect