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Just finished watching The Odyssey and this cursed post was all I could think about during that scene

New Strokes album on YouTube

God, this guy sucks so much.

Pissed off that I'm seeing boring celebrities rather than cool crowd shots

"Cringeworthy and a poor effort" say the commentators

Not everything needs a half time show

There goes that dream.

Crossing fingers for the funniest outcome possible

We're all having fun now.

This is an embarrassing match. At least my dad is having fun in the stands.

I could be at SeaWorld right now!

every gardener i follow is going absolutely hogwild flexing that they eat lettuce from behind their house. i've never seen gardeners act like this in my life. this is our super bowl. this is our olympics. gold medal in shitting normally

Every now and then a friend sends me a video of me from some meme account and, dude, I am so glad that it is a fairly flattering video.

rock and roll photos

The precursor to Totino's Pizza Rolls.

Two year anniversary of when I first posted this comic

I just ordered some shoes and that thought passed through my mind.

The bag's not wrong

I wish I could be talented like Kate Bush. All I have is being kinda weird.