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you cant say "hold your horses" as part of a cowboy larp anymore; that phrase is normal now so you have to say "wait a darn tootin' minute" instead

goldeen, goldeen, goldeen, goooldeeeen i'm begging you, please don't take my 'mon

nobody taks a right gude willie waught anymore these days

obviously these liberal organisations were always going to be tepid, but even so, i do not understand the logic of continuing to support them while accepting they will serve the interests of which ever groups have the most well funded legal teams

me scrounging at the human organ store: hey do you have any free samples rn? rod stewart: young hearts be free tonight

in ireland they'd make this guy ard rí

i still don't understand why we're meant to see 'coming from an authentic place' as a real justification tbh i'm sure she *does* genuinely care about women's sports given it's her career; it is still worth noting that not everyone's interest in 'women's sports' comes from the same place

that last post is especially funny; like on top of the usual naive "this sponsorship doesn't affect what i say" they're espousing the same out of touch enthusiasm we saw from influencers who spruiked nfts

i remember reading that according to cleese, comedy was about playing a more exaggerated version of yourself; he always was the reactionary middle-aged petit bourgeois man who hated his current wife but idk, you'd think he'd watch fawlty towers and think "i should not be like this"