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haha you shared a politico story

This is one of my favorite things that we do.

Jacob has terrible razor burn in his commercial for Angie.

A 30 year old who went back in time to a 1975 grocery store would be horrified.

I love coming back from a an excruciating screener and looking at tweets from like everymovieisgreat.com about how it's the movie of the summer

there's no way that one girl could take down the whole tower

obviously Jaws in space, right?

I thought it was a dojo-ho-ho

worst Joker's Wild hand ever

Dammit, why didn't anyone tell me there's a day single people are allowed to have sex?

also a very early Loose Gravel Season this year

it's "what are those trucks outside gonna do today?" season in Mpls

I just know that Scoot McNairy is gonna let you down, Emmy Rossum. It's what he does.

Hilarious to dispatch NYC's most bizarrely corrupt mayor to sell data centers to the heartland.

Saw a still of the Nolan cyclops tagged as "adult content."

Half of my hot takes would have been conventional wisdom 30 years ago, and half of the current conventional wisdom I cosign would have been hot takes then.

man, Ariana really showed up to continue her war on consonants on this new album

One of those doo-wop hits that somehow sounds both like it's being sung by the girls down the street and also like it's been beamed down from another planet.

the 8 most terrifying words in the English language