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(1) "Blackpink in your area!" would definitely cheer me up.... 🎶 (2) "Ed Gein in your area!" probably wouldn't.... Not even slightly.... ☠️

Counting down the days.... ✈️

Just listening to Episode SO1 - EO7 of Killer on the Line (Channel 4), a series about murderers who'd called the police after killing someone in the hope they'd not be suspected.... And the murderer in this episode I WORKED WITH! I knew there was something off about him as soon as I met him.

IT'S.... FRIDAY! May you all have a Jennie and Lisa kind of day.... 🐰 😁

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Sometimes.... Clinging to pain.... Keeps pain active.... Today, I ended well over 2 decades of pain and in a way, got an admition without my brother admitting it. You know what? I feel SO MUCH BETTER NOW.

Some fuckwit on YouTube thinks I'm a miserable guy who travels alone because I'm single and have no friends. Erm.... I've done that shit for over a decade.... And will be doing so soon! And this is over me not liking a particule wristwatch?! Hilarious! I'm playing that bitch like a violin! 🎻😂

Baldy, fat guy older than me has a Filipino lady asking for his number etc (probably 10-14 years older than him) and he's swapping numbers.... She was rubbing his arm within 5 minutes.... He's falling for her patter. Me? It'd be night out, share drink/food price or fuck off. He's not bright enough.

A lady who's profile pic shows shows she's got a great ass has just followed me.... And she'll be blocked without response if she goes straight to dm. I'm fine with a dm, as long as we've known each other for ages and chatted often on the time line. Straight to my dm gets you blocked.

(1) Rolex Datejust - £13,595 (2) Grand Seiko SLGB003 £9,950 (3) Accuracy comparison.... Do the math....

These words you said during Goodbyeeee were as perfect, logical and so utterly simple that a child could understand them.... And which if followed by grownups could've been used to make our world vastly better.... And yet.... Nothing has changed. Baldrick, in many ways, ways the most intelligent

I either get 45C or I'm going to demand a refund.... 😁

Just seen someone walk past wearing a fake Rolex, not good! Rolex are as exciting as beans on toast so it's like buying Lithuanian budget beans on Albanian budget toast.... And trying to make out it's De la Olla beans on Pan de bono Bread.

#StevesTips *How to work out if you're truly old* Type the year you were born onto Google etc and find an album that was released that year.... I've just realised that I'm older than the Pyramids.... 🧓