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🔞Naughty Unicorn

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43-year-old school girl 🖤 cis | pan | she/her 🖤 compsci student 🖤 milf-in-training 🖤 Draws naked animal people and occasionally offers commissions~ (@winemomicorn is me but I can’t sign in, follow me here instead)

My kneejerk reaction is always, "how are ppl so incompetent at their jobs in this market" then I remember that when people get laid off and the ones who keep their jobs get more responsibilities the instructors at my college don't even have teaching assistants

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not to mention the whole reason i have to email these profs in the first place is because of how often they just?? don’t do their job????

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hi let me just vent for sec but WHyyYyy out of all my classmates do I have to always be the one who emails the prof about shit hrrrngghhh these ppl have no free will i stg

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this is for a minimum wage co-op position

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hornydoodle~ Maybe in a few weeks I can finish?

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I know “pussy” is crude slang and not really a proper term, but we gotta face it, “vagina” (the word) has terrible mouthfeel! And I don’t like how it sounds!

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are people still horny now or we all just too tired

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I don’t like the naked dreams… I suddenly notice my shirt is off and my boobs are out but no one is saying anything but still looking away and acting like I did it on purpose (and of course there are some ppl staring and being creepy) and I’m desperately searching for a way to cover up… i hate it

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I should make a borsoi fursona! Brain: No you cannot, they're too beautiful. ...wtf?

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but blow is the opposite of suck…

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I do feel like drawring some sexy art but we’ll just see… 🤔

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It’s weird cause even though I’m like 70lbs overweight, my fat still has like ab outline/definition, or at least what looks like it? So it kind of looks like they’ve been coated with something puffy, like tempura abs.

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Most heartbreaking part about not being a homeowner is I can’t have my own stripper pole.

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Feeling existential and horny.

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Thinkin bout chocolate covered double stuffed oreos.

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Sometimes I want to see what would happen if I took a bunch of edibles before bed, see if I have some crazy dreams. Buyuuut it seems like a real bad idea. 😅

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boo b

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Thinking lots about black tights and how hot they are. My legs bruise easy for some reason so I’m self conscious to go out in bare legs and black stockings make me feel so sexy and sophisticated~ 🖤

a woman in tights is holding a green basketALT: a woman in tights is holding a green basketmedia.tenor.com
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Can’t get the thought out of my head, the way men go weak when I suck them~ 🖤 It’s so sexy, just makes me want to keep going~ 🖤

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