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If you're injured in a pod race on Tattooine and need representation

Really feels like the only off ramp from Trump all these MAGA nutjobs are willing to take that will let them preserve their ego is one that lets them hate Jews

stealing my go out & get the mail look

Jessica Chastain in The Help 👀

He is socially aware enough to know that he has to do *something* as he walks by the casket, but it's just not in him to fake it & slowly place a hand on it & pretend to pray for like 5 seconds or something. So his brain does things like "just do 'tap tap' on the way by, check the box"

casually scrolling past this post

I have memories of my dad being a real pain in the ass & thinking “i’ll never be that way” and now I often find myself recognizing it as it’s happening, i’m being a dad-level pain in the ass about this

I’ve heard of people mixing it with mountain dew but I have never tried it

Seize the means of crunchwrap production

ROB SCHNEIDER derp da derp!

it’s fun to stay at the

lets all buy subscriptions and never watch it

The Cowboys and skylights, two things that peaked in the 90s

if arby's was $500bn in debt from buying farms to plant horseradish for horsey sauce

Russini scooping an unverified story that gets eyeballs but will later turn out to be false

so you were rockin’ steady?

Bell’s Tacos would have been out of business by the end of the year

I was scrolling an happened to stop at exactly this point & I immediately knew it was Andreesen

In Back to the Future this is Marty McFly's ride and he has Elisabeth Shue in the passenger seat, I mean come on

This is that alternate timeline novel the Man in the High Mosque