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It's Friday!

Smoking before watching Project Runway to absorb maximum cunty

I thought I was crushing until I saw the man with the Adam West Batmobile. Save some for the rest of us my guy.

I'm high and feel like I taste soap, what up with that?

Man the amount of complaints bugs and issues I'm saying for the new college football game is pretty diabolical. Why am I excited to play this when so much of it is kind of unplayable?

Really not sure what to read next, recently getting burned out on gritty fantasy and early Steven King even though I love both.

This week would be a real piece of shit without new Starfox

If it happened today I would forget about everything else lol

Amazing to wake up early today and put some time in on the Starfox Remake. I unlocked all expert medals on the OG last night for the first time. Remake so far is great! Got the Zoness and Sector Z medals on the first attempt like a boss. Love this game!

And yes, it's way too much to ask, but new Star Fox also needs to save me from my own life choices of having sex with a Gemini beyond the morally acceptable amount of: (don't do it, don't EVER do it, do it five times MINIMUM you piece of shit, you fucking rat.)

I need new Starfox to arrive on Switch 2 to turn my brain off so I'm not constantly reminded I live in the late stage capitalist golden age of criminality and/or pedophiles.

Moustache/Intimacy [ JOIN ]

A lady left her home and teaching job to attend the Michael Jackson molestation trial 🫪?!

Swan Boy could end on the Big Tex obituary and I think I would be satisfied. Much needed laughs

And we're back. I will NEVER be ok.

Ahh I missed it

Every day in DK64 I wake up and collect another color coded banana from one of 19 identical caves. There are 5 monkeys, each monkey has a gun. Each gun opens a door. Behind the door is a switch. The switch unlocks a barrel. The barrel contains gainful employment, but only for the SMALL monkey.

I love how much people were begging to get DK 64 on the switch and now that it's here all we can do is re-experience what a terrible monotonous mess of a game it is. I will literally endure torture to vaguely feel like I am mentally in 1999.

New Michael Jackson doc is WILD so far

Congrats KU Baseball! Big XII champions and regular season champs! ⚾