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somebody seems to be trying real hard to get Gurt’s attention

this is like the time i got a new label maker

try telling it some knock knock jokes

the moment it says “out for delivery”

“I told Stu that he’d had too much to drink,” said one of the four, asking not to be identified, “he had no business being behind the wheel.”

Of all of the profound disappointments that I have faced in my life, be they personal or professional, none is more firmly fixed in my mind, nor more likely to have caused my deeply-rooted trust issues, than the discovery at age four that Play-Doh doesn't taste the way it smells.