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One can only hope.

I mean, I've read Douthat's work and I don't think Paul would be dumber, just less articulate.

It's gonna be Jake Paul, in a bid for the youth market.

Spain came to play. Argentina came to fuck shit up and make playing impossible. Luckily, Spain was too talented and skilled for that goonish gambit to pay off. Maybe take a fuckin' shot at goal.

Maybe don't send a squad of hoodlums to the World Cup, dickhead.

Unconscious is his favorite emotion.

He's a famous businessman from television, which means he is Good At Economy and Economy is where I buy stuff, so therefore, he must be good at dealing with stuff costing too much. People really don't know shit about shit.

Creedence Realwater Juvenation Crosby Rills and Jash

So you admit you grabbed her can? ... Mr. Simpson, your silence will only incriminate you further.

Nobody is is less welcome on a subway car than a preacher. Not the guy in the corner mumbling to himself. Not the loud mariachi band. Not the teenagers hustling peanut M&Ms at an exorbitant markup. The second somebody turns up moaning about Jesus, every other passenger dies inside.

We are really just going to have to round up all the traitors who have been salted throughout the various agencies and make examples of them.

Lotta jibber jabber afoot, to be sure.

Then I pity them.

I don't dislike them, but I do think a bit less of them, probably.

I always thought Catan was one of the weakest SNL performers.

Pseudo-left libertarianism with antisocial features.

The Manifest Moron spectrum is a kind of spectrum.

Where's Naked Attraction International when you need it?

And being subject to the whims of the Vice-Provost for Intraorganizational Synergies AND the Vice-Provost for Interorganizational Synergies?

Every single one of these roving hoodlums should live out the end of his days in an open air cage, exposed to the elements, in a public place.