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yes because it is now lodged in my chest cavity

"our brave police" is santa claus for adults

Donald Trump furious that Iran is playing a mill deck.

the hell was this about

people use umbrellas to keep them dry but the umbrellas are so wet when you get back inside

There's something in this episode for everyone, particularly people who want to hear about terrible youth sports coaches.

with every passing minute i become more and more convinced that the pirates have decided to be sellers at the deadline but what they're offering looks like the blanket display of a scratching himself on a downtown sidewalk

this is the funniest spam account i've ever gotten dm'd from

Looking at the picture and wondering if Bitecofer thinks fascism will adopt her to help fight DSA

my strongest opinion is that people have too many strong opinions

FTR Roger will get blocked for this, just like I did. he'll also put Roger on a bunch of maga-sounding lists and/or block lists. It's how Craig protects his bullshit grift.

patriots traded bust wr ja'lynn polk to the saints in the offseason for nothing. today, polk surprised everyone by retiring in the middle of training camp. i think i figured out the issue: poor guy is an elite athlete who fucking hates football.

it's also interesting to compare Israel to DEI or whatever the new racist code word is. *Soros* or "globalist* are code words for Jews; Israel is usally just Israel.

sophie cunningham putting up "a Chicago"

pirates got doval in the pen and it took six pitches for him to give up a home run. i'm starting to think the bullpen has an initiation ritual.

it's possible to miss on a joke and not have it be a referendum on your whole life

Carville's campaign for Clinton was dragging the party to the right and he's seeing his life's work undone. He has no idea how much he is responsible for shifting the window enough to give us Trump or has no regrets about it. He prefers Trump to anything left of himself.

went to anixi for dinner tonight - vegan mediterranean - and it blew me away. the horizons they are reaching with fake meat and dairy substitutes are incredible. labneh made from coconut cream. "steak" that flakes like a braised rib. sick.

Anixi | Vegan Restaurant NYC – Kosher Mediterranean in ChelseaAnixi is a kosher certified vegan restaurant in NYC serving plant-based Mediterranean cuisine in Chelsea. Enjoy mezze, housemade pita, and cocktails.www.anixinyc.com

was the distraction a dude in a ghillie suit