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Inventing a disposable vape that makes a single weak, hacking cough when the battery dies. No other new features

in the hospital after stepping on an ant who did a frame-perfect parry

🚨 Your blokes are doing fuck all! 🚨 Activate your blokes to keep them hearty. 🚨 To activate a bloke, right-click and assign them to a pint.

i ask my butler what he learned at butler school, he says nothing, but the very next day he's pulling out those butler tricks 🙄

have you 🫵 made your arms a paradise 🌴 today?

this decaf drip coffee got me feeling like Peter Davis

Hello. my name is Jeremy Transitionlens. Yes, in a classic case of nominative determinism, I am the creator of "The Jeremy", a mixed drink made of milk and gin