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Morgan Le Fay

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A Detroit girlie who escaped from 8 years in the alternate dimension that is Phoenix, here for jokes and to use this as an online diary, talking into the void. Sun: ♋️ Moon: ♈️ Rising: ♍️

The first is valid because dudes love to omit that they're in a relationship. The rest is some bullshit my pride would never allow me to say

Big Bad Booty Daddy

"You sure it ain't NOBODY else that's claiming you??" "I KNOW you got a lot of hoes." "You say that to all your hoes." "Who are you fucking like this???" "WHAT BITCHES ARE YOU FUCKING???? HOW MANY?!??!"

000

Farmer's market be getting me like how Ulta does. I went on there for 2 things and walked out with 5. Would've been more if I ain't tell myself no. I did get some rambutan though

020

I don't understand this movie The Drama. So the other people actually did terrible things when they confessed about the worse thing they'd ever done, but ole girl says she planned to do something terrible but didn't follow through and they all act she's the worst person ever.

100

I don't wanna be in y'all BDSM business, but don't dominants and submissives have more verbal agreements to enter into them type of relationships? This Pillion movie wild as fuck because it's just like random as fuck and so much happening

110

Somebody told me I should watch this movie Pillion and I'm watching it trying to figure wtf I'm actually watching

000

The way my sister's exes be keeping in contact with my momma.......👎🏿

110

Ugh my sister ex boyfriend popped up. I almost fought him once

010

My glutes and legs are so sore after yesterday

010

Tryna force myself to get these 10,000 steps in today Need the rest of this stomach gone soon. Also need to stunt on niggas in 4 weeks

010

Movies are becoming too predictable. I watched Eternity last night and within like 15 minutes I had already figured out she was gonna end up with. And watching The Devil's Mouth, I already could tell who was going to be the first to die as soon as one character said one specific thing

010

Not I. I'm only 36 and my header been my header since the great Bluesky migration of 2024

Phat Bottom Betty

Millennials are struggling to grasp the fact that WE are “old” to the Gen Z’ers Y’all… it is okay. I promise. Age is a blessing! Y’all having meltdowns cause the kids saying we were born in the 1900’s…. they aren’t lying. Get a grip!

020

And what's with Lana Condor playing bossy, selfish, rich girls lately?

000

I'm explaining to my sister how bull sharks can be in fresh and salt water, and how they're aggressive as fuck and will sometimes ram into people's boats on rivers just because Her: well I think that's hardly fair

010

Finally getting around to watching The Devil's Mouth, and as soon as they were like oh it's freshwater so there's nothing to worry about, I'm like oh it's a bull shark

020

It's some movie called Forbidden Fruits that's like Mean Girls meets The Craft. But like a low to medium budget production

000

Coming back to this, this is such a wild concept for a movie. But I will be seated lol

Every Film Now

First trailer for ‘WICKER’ starring Olivia Colman, Alexander Skarsgård, Elizabeth Debicki and Peter Dinklage. In theaters October 30. #Wicker #OliviaColman

020

I'm glad that more fitness influencers are openly acknowledging that you can't get rid of hip dips without surgery. Hopefully with that we can soon acknowledge how one of y'all faves hip dips disappeared after her self titled album. Just saying

031

This lady done left her purse and phone at home. Wtf man. Why can she never remember to grab the shit she needs. Don't even know where her house keys are smh

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