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When Aaron Rodgers sticks his head up his ass, he uses Ivermectin as lube.

This will happen when your source for what voters want is always your campaign donors.

This is how Trump was able to amass so much power. He's not just in the files, he has the files and he uses them for blackmail.

That's what happens when you have machine politics.

I mean, why would you even have hundreds of bank accounts unless you were laundering money? Some of us watched Ozark, we know how that shit works.

We're supposed to die. The billionaire class has decided the planet needs to be depopulated, that's why so many Republican policies seem like they are intended to make poor people die in large numbers. Especially the ones with dark skin.

Grab his bag of candy and slam the door in his face.

Sadly, not everyone Alonso meets is likewise inclined.

In the words of Hawk Harrelson, she gone.

FACT: Stating factually inaccurate claims as though they are true is called lying.

Rigor mortis, probably.

To be fair, many religions were founded by lunatics and conmen.

And he always wins at his own courses.

This is real life magic. Somehow, every dog owner out there got the best one.

A lot of people don't seem to understand how common it was before divorce became an option for an abused wife to murder her husband. Poison was a common method, so cooking for your abuser was a strategic decision.

I don't want them in the World Series at all.

This was the most unhinged display of batshit craziness I've ever witnessed from a government official.

That'll make the outfield back up a few steps, for sure.

This whole fucking regime is insane. Crazy as shithouse rats, every single one of them.

Shaka, when the walls fell!