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decent chance the One Night Only government is actually more evil than the Purge government, you just don't get the right vertical slice shown of it in the film to prove it. or maybe you do. i'd have to watch it to find out. this is how they get you

lot of important information in here. i think you could eat Big Red like one of those fellas from the Backrooms. though that's not gonna be the first thing top of mind if you run into him back there

something very funny to me about the orioles kicking off the first game post-sell hot because they're beating up on their old global top pitching prospect they traded for another guy they've already sent out of town

been there, brother. haven't been there for 20 years but i been there

screamteaming about el-sayed effortlessly transitioning into screamteaming about hong while still spinning the plate on el-sayed, the beautiful centrist dance twirls on and on and on

apparently i stopped playing this right before the optional scene where the princess tells rean she's writing rp fic about him and crow. really coming back in on the deep end of this one

the franchise strategy is once again just high roll. no infrastructure or successful build needed, just hit on 15 and get blackjack. other mid to bad teams got lucky, eventually you will too

very funny how few universes there are where pete alonso isn't sitting on a bottom feeder team this year watching the bloodless nerd GM sell at the deadline. run from it, embrace it, fourth place will find you in the end.

very fun day/week/month/year to be a fan of The Baltimore Orioles

feels like something that started as a bit but due to social dynamics and the guys involved being dumb and suggestible has taken on a life of its own. that's nothing new, that's the internet. the baseball player angle is that i'm not sure how but they're definitely trying to use this to get laid

perhaps this picture is meant to communicate that the democrats will become the tiny symbiotic fish that clean between the fascist fish's teeth

immediately went "that's boris johnson" before remembering no, that island nation cultivates a class of perverts who all look like that on purpose

watching the CI lp of ff7r2 and i remembered how sephiroth behaves towards cloud but i had forgotten roche is like this too. the first words out of his mouth after he corners the gang in an inn is some attempted romeo and juliet rizz. cloud needs to look into restraining orders

mildly surprised stevens hasn't insinuated that el-sayed isn't natty tbh. i guess none of her advisors even understand what that means. "not natural born??" no i'm just wondering if he's been taking his vitamins and saying his prayers. if he's on that florida meal plan. that gym nutrition.

having seen his hair this tracks. strip mall duke nukem ass

used to have a pretty good sense for what this means but these scumbags are just as likely to go to the podium and try to do the leo from wolf of wall street scene. or literally just say "leo from wolf of wall street scene" with a smirk

really thought we were past the era of "spend 5 minutes creating obvious teaching material for self-driving car algos" captchas but they're back with a vengeance the past couple months

sign of aging and personal growth that my answer to "what did you do after drinking last night" is now "told my GM that my character has an evil ex-boyfriend, complete with theme music"

here is my review of the marvel fantastic four movie: thirty minutes into it, i decided to instead watch Red Rooms. Red Rooms was a really good film.

one thing i did not respect about assassins creed 3 the first time i played it, when i was fucking 19 or some shit, was that haytham kenway is having so much fun