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Absolutely STUCK the landing..!!

You're not so bad, yourself...

TRANSLATION: We're running out of bombs, and I just shit my diaper for the third time today...!

You hire a drunken fascist frat boy to manage your many upcoming wars for profit, guess what you're gonna get..?

The Winston Churchill of Alabama... if Winston Churchill had been a complete moron and had the leadership skills of a coma patient...

I'll take anal bum covers for a thousand, Trebek...

His blonde girl Friday will read it to him at beddy bye time...

Yea, it's technically not pedophilia if you keep on your skivvies...

Remember when Trump used to lie to our faces like we were the stupidest people on the planet?... well, now he's just telling us the truth, and that's far more terrifying...

Frank, please!.... they prefer to be called 'Republicans'...

If you say either, 'tax the rich' or 'limit Congress from insider trading'... you may be a Communist...

It's called class... something so utterly lacking in the maga universe that just sucks in decency like a black hole...

Not just any ballroom... a yuge fantastic amazing ballroom unlike any ballroom in the history of fantastic yuge ballrooms... I am the greatest Preside... zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Trump makes this guy look like a Mensa candidate...

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Name two heroes and a zero...

Watching Trump dance has replaced the old video standard of watching two monkeys fucking a football...

And, Donald, put yourself down for a $1.8 billion tip... you've worked so hard and you really deserve it...

Not since 'Cooking with Idi Amin' has there been a more refreshing culinary sensation, and a total delight for the entire family...!

Blanche will rescind this order on day one that his confirmation goes through... and the obliging press will report on something something about the reflecting pond...

Actually, he's a carnival geek in this world... and the carnival is called MAGA... come one, come all and see the hideous sleeping fat man!!