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Have u been thinking about the shape of my skull??

My phone died and I'm looking for a non-Google/Apple/Samsung phone that doesn't install a bunch of spyware and ai. Which of my bsky friends can guide me?

they need to make an x even higher than 2x speed for some of this content (lawyer accidentally dressed like peewee herman telling me not to talk to the cops)

Wrt the Waverly Giant no-backpacks and no-kids rules:

Explaining star wars to a bunch of 38 year olds

Typing "chumba casino" into the Google play store search bar

I did NOT pick up this piece of detritus and lovingly carry it home with me

cone collar for anxiety

4 weeks until i can touch my shoulder with my foot

on youtube listening to "10 hours of gravel driveway crunching" while hitting 90 mph between stoplights

It is happening again

If you recommended the band NBRQ and said i would like them you know who you are and you're on less than thin ice

The whole world smells purple today (wild bergamot and lavender season)

Prayers up for anyone who bought a big bunch of ripe bananas right before a weeklong heatwave

the wind is very easy to trick, it can hear everything you say but the wind of today has no way to tell the wind of tomorrow what it knows

proposal: instead of flyovers the blue angels pick up all the illegal contractor dumping around the city

jawn arbuckle

I have to walk and drop my ballot in the box half a mile away and that feels like more effort than a lot of the candidates put in

my knicks are the most beautiful team playing the most beautiful sport