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The same mentality of man that thinks the stripper finds him attractive too.🤭

Low hanging fruit for those knuckle-draggers. Josh Hawley had quite the simian performance.

The unhinged right enjoys rehashing up the past in what they think was unlawful (her emails, his laptop, etc). Just wait until they lose power & the tables get turned to understand that unlawfulness isn’t just a ”fake it ‘til you make it” suggestion.

And a tool!

And all those out there who get their medical information from Google searches. Suddenly they experts!

Don’t forget the mysterious White House cocaine baggie!

Exactly! Whenever I’ve seen these, I can’t help but think of my grandfather’s open casket funeral in the 90’s. Somehow, Grandpa looked more in-the-here-and-now than this.🫣

And don’t even bother trying to video call. Especially if it’s a format with more people. I quickly learned during the pandemic that I would rather hide in a bathroom during a party & fein diarrhea than participate in a Zoom call!

I was 6 when that song got air play in the US. I remember hearing it on the radio in my mom’s car. It’s quite a weird, strange song to the ears of a little kid!

I was at the Dollar store today joking with the GenZers in line with their baskets of junk food that this is the perfect place to visit in case of a zombie apocalypse. Guess I should now add Trump ‘28 to my prepper list.

While I do really support this idea, I also appreciate Aaron Parnas & any of the other journalists who are hanging outside of GWU hospital. They are basically haranguing McConnel’s staff as they come & go, & I am here for it!

Thanks to Uncle Jeff, I have a great retort for any of my MAGA relatives who have become outraged because they think commies want to blow up Mount Rushmore!

No rational thinking person is buying the cartoonish gaslighting. At least the funny memes are a helpful stopgap to keep us all from screaming into the void!

He makes a great GIF!

You can insert that face into pretty much any memory you have of a humorless white dude laying down the hammer: Getting turned down for a job, a raise, or a bank loan. The professor who won’t correct a grading mistake for a better grade. A judge who won’t cut you a break in traffic court, etc.

He’s giving vibes of authority figure lecturing teenagers he thinks may be up to no good…. Except getting detention isn’t the worry here!

I came here to say this. Was in a dance recital in high school in the 80’s & this song was our finale. It was 🔥🔥! And no, I wasn’t drinking the Kool-Aid - my dance teacher was kind of scary. But she had good taste in music!

I don’t know if any fans of the movie Singles sees this, but this photo is giving off major “Sensitive Ponytail Guy” vibes!

Last night I had a dream I went into a convenient store & brought $10 in items to the counter. DJT was behind the till wearing a suit. I gave him a $100 bill. He took it & said he needed to go to the back for change but never returned. I woke up & realized the dream describes the US now so well.

I Feel Love- it was covered by Bronski beat in the 80’s which also kept it catchy fun!