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It's already 95 degrees at 6:30am. High today is 117.

Budget beef wellington on a stick.

Watch the beginning of the adult connection film, "Aint No Good Times." You aint too big ladies.

So, I told yall Ive been singing Jodeci to my lady in the morning, I dont know if I mentioned its been the same part from the same song for like two weeks and yesterday my lady had ENOUGH.. "STOP SINGING THAT GOTDAMN SONG, I NEVER LIKED THAT STUPID ASS SONG, ANYWAY, STOP!"

You only need to put a panch of sugar in tomato sauce you make, not the shit from the store.

If its from scratch. And these boys ain't making sauce from scratch.

Remember, communication with the titty holder is key.

You and @bperry149.blacksky.app are the Epstein files of the TL, because most of yalls BS should be redacted.

Rent due and stress is up. We all need a release.

He's got the chaos, Im the straight man.

I sound like a mic'd up NFL QB scrambling to avoid a sack, when I roll out the bed to come to the bathroom.

Mans said if you ugly and cant drive, catch the bus.

Had a Chipotle bowl with the lettuce. Now Im ENJOYING a oreo cookie blizzard. Its about to be shitty in the city.

Buying pussy does need to be legalized and regulated tho. Safe spaces, testing, security, all that... Pussy for purchase would be legal in Tre's America.

$50 would have you set up for the half and half.

Somebody tell me what's wrong with this picture.