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You forgot Jordan Henderson...

Ummmm... right back, you say...?

Coincidence, surely...?

Pssst. Moyes is still in charge. Never gonna happen.

The cunt deserves all that's coming his way...

Surely some mistake...He just doesn't look the type. *oh yes he does...*

Can he play reft back...?

'All action coloured duo...' How times were well different in them there days...

''...and you can always get a job as a waitress,somewhere...''

Just ignore them. Yours,'Rabbit man'

Must've been some box cutter,that...

''Poor sod. Was it his wanking hand...?'' ''Well,it was one of them...''

Jeez...They can't even lie straight !

Football or cricket...?

'INFANTINO !!!...'

Pardon incoming...whatever happens.

One week...hardly time to change the carpets and wallpaper... ODFO !

*sells up and moves to Clacton...*

*puts 'The Saw Doctors' in the cassette player...*

"...and for those of you watching in black and white, Newcastle are wearing black with white stripes and Sunderland are wearing white with black stripes..."