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Can Zootopians have pets or is that kinda like slavery

Hilary was SO fun and we got SO soaking wet

do NOT check sniffies at the Hilary Duff concert

Naked and high on my balcony as a storm rolls in 😮‍💨

Society if Disney made a live action Treasure Planet

tonight we had ceviche but it came with plantain chips and I think that’s how all ceviche should be served from now on

We used to be a country 😪

I’m convinced that most cumbersome part of being gay is the amount of fucking decorative throw pillows

Now what the hell is this?! 😂

Re-watching Inside Out and if I were Joy I would simply have killed Sadness with a hammer

Another day, another AI training disguised as an Instagram story prompt

The Council of Idiots has convened for its bi-weekly meeting

I wish I’d been able to grow up openly gay I’d have been such a good cheerleader

A CRAB rang this goon?!

So can we all agree these videos of incessant cleaning people do are, at best, trying to sell you products, and at worst, a sort of addiction/obsession, right?

“Yeah you little perv I DO like to watch” - me, turning on the oven light

I hope when McConnell peels open his crusty eyes and finds himself at the pearly gates, Jesus himself uses a comically large hammer to yeet his decrepit ass to hell

Watching The Odyssey as Nolan intended📽️🎞️

I love when straights go through like one hard life event and then make it their entire personality Sorry you dislocated your elbow and couldn’t do CrossFit for 3 weeks. I spent the first 25 years of my life thinking I was worthless, broken, and going to hell for just existing

Cold room, clean sheets, and a freshly shaved head