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I’m not preaching I’m just talking…

Does anyone else have a brother that is a proper insufferable cunt? I’ve tried my best to explain to my parents why I won’t be in the same room as that wanker, despite repeated attempts. They don’t even like him but expect me to make an effort. If he wasn’t my brother, he’d be dead to me.

It’s around about now I’m regretting using my entire holiday entitlement at once. I had a lovely month in Greece but now need another. I deserve it.

Who else is drunk?

I would like someone who delivers herbal shizzle around the coastal area. Dms open 😜

Planning Christmas beers. I’m Greece. Sexy fucking times.

All the good parents I know don’t let their kids online. I don’t have parenting experience (thankfully). If you think ‘online vibes’ are something a child should be subject to - good luck. You’ll need it.

I did enjoy explaining (when challenged) to the huddled masses I’ll be fucking off by 11ish. If you organise your week in a different fashion, you’re probably a cunt. Kudos. That is all, for now.