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third person i’ve seen reading East of Eden on the train recently……. you guys ok??

i can’t believe every bar in mishawaka indiana can make you a midori sour and today i had a bartender in williamsburg look it up because she’d never heard of it

in nyc your local hair place will point you toward a nice salon in soho that will give you a really great haircut and perm then you’ll go home and learn your stylist who seemed oddly slightly familiar was on your favorite show as a child

entering my goddess of death era

instagram is so pissed off i have my location off. bc ill be like “let’s tag columbia in this picture” and it’ll be like oh?? so now you want location data? oooh i dunno, are you in Astoria? Forest Hills? new jersey? Atlanta? Spain? Low earth orbit? Jupiter? are you on jupiter bitch??

can any microbiologists answer this query i saw on twitter

every day at work i have lunch at this empty sushi place. i order my 3 for $15 lunch special, i sit, and i listen to the angriest woman ive ever heard in my life scold the pair of old men (smiling, unphased) who make the sushi for 30 minutes. this is the platonic ideal of lunch in new york city.

physicist here. it’s a common myth that the anti-horse moves backwards in time, which would theoretically account for the appearance of all horses in the universe. what we’re actually witnessing here is the three-dimensional projection of the fundamentally symmetric four-dimensional horse.

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this #queer #neurodiverse science book has a queer neurodiverse narrator! AND the world’s most soothing australian accent! what are you waiting for?

ok i think i need to start a thread where i keep all these organized: the definitive Books I See People Reading on the Train 1. September 2025

wow! it’s already time for the fifth edition of Books I See People Reading On The Train 📚✨

scientists studying the 1 train have announced a breakthrough in quantum physics, citing the discovery of a new phase of matter. the phenomenon, known as “superwet” is observed at rush hour densities with humidity levels in excess of 80%. “it’s nasty as hell,” reported one noticeably damp physicist.

wow what a great industrial shot. unfortunately someone has chosen to place a package of wet wipes 12 feet above the ground for some reason.

baby’s first quantum mechanics

walking out of the ethiopian restaurant googling if anyone’s ever died from eating too much injera

POV: you closed but didn’t lock the bathroom door

frank drake applies the right hand rule

a week into wearing yellow tinted glasses and i gotta say nothing has come as close to fixing my sleep schedule as eliminating blue light has