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DEI Metal Vol. 9As I write this, the air outside my Michigan home is unsafe to breathe and I risk exploding my colon if I eat a salad. I’m doing great. But at least I have metal. And you do, too. Check this …toiletovhell.comOn this week's show we're talking about insurrectionist John Schaffer selling edgy shirts glorifying his stupidest life decisions, Avenged Sevenfold releasing a surprise electronic EP, King Diamond splitting with Andy LaRocque, the passing of Lou Koller from Sick of It All, and more.
Toilet Radio 635 – F.S.O.L.THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: We take a listen to the surprise new EP from Avenged Sevenfold and it is, yet again, music that attempts to cover ground that was covered twenty years ago. This one is in…toiletovhell.comNew albums this week from Nothingness, Altarage, Beyond Grace, Cipher System, Finsterforst, Horrid Mass, Jig-Ai, Torturerama, Viande, and more.
This Toilet Tuesday (7/28/26)As if half the continent being on fire and crushing heatwaves weren’t bad enough, metal bands continue to release new music in the summer of ’26. While this sin may be unforgiveable, at…toiletovhell.comJanuary 6th insurrectionist Jon Schaffer is not sorry for trying to overthrow the government and he has the merchandise to prove it.
Shirt Stains: Jon Schaffer Is Not SorryYou remember Jon Schaffer, right? Of course you do, but just in case, here’s a reminder: Jon Schaffer was the guitarist and mastermind behind Iced Earth and Demons and Wizards. He also destro…toiletovhell.comTRACK PREMIERE: Morgued - Terror Troops
Track Premiere: <b>Morgued</b> – <i>Terror Troops</i>Courtesy of visual artist Ditch Witch, the album cover for the upcoming full-length Ordnance Obscenum is proof that an eye-catching album cover can do a lot for your music. When this rainbow-vomit …toiletovhell.comNew music from Deadlock, Insomnium, Amon Amarth, Terra Black, Cold Slither, Hanging Garden, Shabti, Russian Circles, Wormwood, Allt, Noumena, Metalite, Black Spikes, and more.
TMP: Deadlock, Insomnium, Amon Amarth and moreStuff: Hell yeah, new Deadlock. Sounds like a song that would have been on Wolves. Insomniumnomnomnom More stuff: You’ll never believe what the new Amon Amarth sounds like! (Yes, you w…toiletovhell.comOn this week's show we're talking about AEW suing Ash Avildsen's movie company, Cliff Burton is now also part of the Knucklebonz Sims-ass universe, Poppy made her band perform in hazardous conditions without her, Iron Maiden selling their IP, Tommy Vext is back, and more.
Toilet Radio 634 – Wealth PrecarityTHIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: Senior league hockey fights! Cliff Burton is the latest to be tortured for eternity in the metaverse thanks to Knucklebonz! Ash Avildsen is being sued by AEW over unpaid …toiletovhell.comNew music this week from Godagainst, Embodiment, Into Darkness, Litosth, Profane Burial, Ripper, Sallow Moth, Spread the Disease, Torpor, Viscera///, and more.
This Toilet Tuesday (7/21/26)Kissed by Poseidon A moment of sheer terror Water in the hole This week, we’ve got stinky brains, Diablo-core, and pale Lepidopterans. We have entered the nadir of summer metal release number…toiletovhell.comREVIEW: Sex Prisoner - Cautionary Tale 4.5 out of 5
Review: <b>Sex Prisoner</b> – <i>Cautionary Tale</i>A lesson in power (and violence, I suppose)toiletovhell.comNew music this week from The Ocean, Shores of Null, Brat, Employed To Serve, Walls of Jericho, Burner, Street Tombs, Villagers of Ioannina City, Crown Magnetar, Flotsom and Jetsam, Mother of Millions, Notcule, Nephilia, Februus, and more.
TMP: The Ocean, Shores of Null, Brat, and moreStuff: Dive into a new one from The Ocean. Let’s feel bad with Shores Of Null Hell yeah, new Brat A heavy one from Employed To Serve Napalm Death’s NPR Tiny Desk Concert More stuff: Whe…toiletovhell.comREVIEW: Final Resting Place - Third World Tribunal "I genuinely did have to listen to a few songs to make sure the problem wasn’t with my equipment." 2 out of 5
Review: <b>Final Resting Place</b> – <i>Third World Tribunal</i>Baptized in sub-bass, this is a rough debuttoiletovhell.comREVIEW: Hulder - Verbolgen "The album is incredibly cohesive and consistent." 4 out of 5
Review: <b>Hulder</b> – <i>Verbolgen</i>The blackest metal to blast under a flaming dusktoiletovhell.comREVIEW: Sojourner - Gateways "This is certainly one of the stronger records in their discography. Welcome back, Sojourner." 4 out of 5
Review: <b>Sojourner</b> – <i>Gateways</i>Back on the shadowed roadtoiletovhell.comOn this week's podcast episode we're talking about Charley Crockett vs Twin Temple, Alex Terrible covered 'Zombie' by the Cranberries for some reason, Chuck Schuldiner is added to the Knucklebonz360 metaverse, Ferret Music is BACK, and more. It's a good one!
Toilet Radio 633 – Deleted Sephiroth MonologueThis week on Toilet Radio we delve into one of Joe’s favorite subjects: Olde-timey music. This time we’re talking about a 1950’s-style modern country musician vs a 1950’s-st…toiletovhell.comNew albums this week from Ethereal Rot, Carbon Tomb, Eaten by Sharks, Fuming Mouth, Galneryus, Haken, NovaReign, Repentance, StormHammer, Tomb Slab, Umbersound, and more.
This Toilet Tuesday (7/14/26)Rolderathis is currently holed up in a compound in the Catskills and engaged in a standoff with USDA agents, so I’m your TTT weekend dad today. Two fairly light weeks in a row should afford u…toiletovhell.comALBUM PREMIERE: Carceral - Descending Reprisal
Album Premiere: Carceral – <em>Descending Reprisal</em>Initially conceived in 2002-2003 by guitarist and songwriter Roberto Ortega (Attack Force), the instrumental extreme band Carceral will release their debut LP Descending Reprisal on July 15th. Stan…toiletovhell.comNew music this week from Mastodon, Anthrax, Left To Die, Amon Amarth, Xandria, Chat Pile, A Night In Texas, Devildriver, Stellar Circuits, Exumer, Hanabie, Hulder, Embers of Dawn, Dead Tired, Coyote Man, Devil Master, Deathgrave, and more.
TMP: Mastodon, Anthrax, Left To Die, and moreWe may never get Leviathan-sounding Mastodon again, but this isn’t bad. New Anthrax in the year of our lord, 2026 Enjoy a nice hot cup of Death from Left To Die Veilburner chann…toiletovhell.com
