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They don't want you to know that your telomeres are degrading because they're being chomped on by tiny langoliers

How much postage you think you need to ship a toilet raw. USPS.

I can genuinely remember a time I thought "The Monster at the End of this Book" was terrifying. Been chasing that ever since

Damn, I think I saw Rawhead Rex way too young

"this program is brought to you by Intuit credit karma" damn that's wild I thought it was brought to my by my fuckin subscription

Invented the flushable piss ramp. Splashes eliminated.

No

Saying jack shit was always an option big dog

This fuckin M.R. James collection has an AI art cover what the FUCK

How the hell is elected and appointed government officials signing NDAs with private corporations in any way legal. Just absolutely stupefying. Completely unserious country

[joker and his goons bust into the city municipal building while I'm in line to pay my overdue water bill] Desk agent: goddamn babadork over there thinks this is a bank

You've heard of pounds per square inch. Newton meters. Meters per second. Allow me to introduce you to mindfeet

To be fair I wouldn't have made the Odyssey like that either, but who's got the time you know

Just remembered that I had been given a burned copy of session 9 on vcd in like 2003 or 2004 and I don't think I ever finished it because it spooked me real good

Calling it: this will get used on students before it ever gets deployed against a shooter

Never could have guessed what this is in response to

bloodless kuato