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applications for the Rutgers-Camden MFA program are open as of today. We have one of the most generous funding packages around, and also you get to live and write in Philly, a perk no other major program can possibly match mfa.camden.rutgers.edu/how-to-apply...

reliably funny thing in every documentary about WWE history is a bunch of talking heads going on and on about what a genius Vince is, followed by a cut to some big new angle that's like "next Stone Cold started a feud with the Puke Monster, a monster who pukes." Also the puke monster is a pimp

different sport, but all the trade deadline stuff has me thinking of a story I published a long time ago, about a gorilla mascot who is very sad when his best friend is traded www.hobartpulp.com/web_features...

The writing coach trying to get me to go upstairs, then looking very disappointed as I walk past him to leave the house

Reading a library copy of Money by Martin Amis, and this single post-it note is still in the book. Library copies are beautiful.

I love to give my speech about consuming liver in front of a normal background

I will never line up around the block for a viral food item, no thank you, that's other people's business

Received an advance copy of @adamoprice.bsky.social's collection from @autumnhouse.org today. Adam is one of the best living short story writers, no offense to other living writers who are reading this, and also he's coming to read at Rutgers-Camden in October. Excited to read this one

just went out and bought a whole bunch of liquids, you gotta hand it to liquid, one of our wettest things

sometimes I think it's kind of overblown when people say it's harder for athletes to play in Philly, and then I see what passes for mainstream coverage in other major markets.

[Monkey's paw curling as I wish for the Eagles to be coached by a crusty old south Philly Italian guy]

VVG's famous catchphrase: "Hello"

lamest Sixers take circulating is people going "oh no, we're going to be on First Take every day now." Folks, this actually doesn't affect your life in any way. Legally, you're not required to know anything about this

nobody can deny that this is a man who was born to be on TV

boy I hope we find out it's just some guy who's not even a basketball fan, he's just really into one particular book of the Bible

very funny to me how many national NBA writers have really locked on to the idea that the Sixers absolutely must replace Joel Embiid with the literal only less reliable player in the league than him, a guy who is also worse than him at basketball.