Americans aren’t people. Checkmate.
Gabby HCHello I have made this due to a mutual having issues with some folks on here forgetting this fact and shouting at him for it. Feel free to use it as a handy PSA x
Amateur medievalist, host of “Mary Versus the Movies”, drummer for Deth Elf. She/her. http://maryjones.us
Jesus, that was good. A lot to unpack about music, and cultures, and so on, but man, what joy.
Mary JonesWatching THE COMMITMENTS for the show, and why did I wait 35 years to see this?
Hot damn, what an image—one I’ve seen many times, too, and been angry at my books for curling.
Taffeta V.When it’s humid like it is today, heavy & muggy, I think about all those years I spent in the bookstore, and the way covers of paperbacks on the tables near the door would curl up in the damp, like slow motion films of flowers blooming, each one making the C-shape of The Great Wave off Kanagawa
Man, peach jalapeño margarita, but that maple old fashioned is tempting, as is the blackberry lemonade.
Run Ray Run 🏃🏾♂️What yall drinking?
Fables of the Reconstruction [R.E.M. and the Southern Gothic tradition]
Stop Calling Me FrankYou have a month to write a 33 1/3 book about the album of your choice. Which record are you going to write about? (No previously covered albums allowed; new shit must come to light: see below.) (For all books in the series: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/33_1/3) (H/t @monostich.bsky.social
“Annette Funicello invented ska”— @swac.bsky.social
Mary Versus the MoviesBeach Month ends with the loving parody of the genre, where Frankie and Annette rekindle their marriage, their son falls in with punks, and their daughter falls in love with a surf bum. Episode 243 - Back to the Beach sites.libsyn.com/398906/episo...
Holy cow, Shari and Lambchop singing “I’ve Been Everywhere” is one of the best ventriloquist performances I’ve ever seen. youtu.be/9omuZbYL_aU?...
Our new episode will be out later tonight, in the meantime, check out our recent episodes on the 1960s Beach Party movies!
Mary Versus the MoviesBeach Month continues with no beach, no Frankie, and no Annette, but we do get a corpse in a creepy house, his evil attorney cheating two young people out of a fortune, and the Bobby Fuller Four as the backing band. Episode 242 - The Ghost in the Invisible Bikini sites.libsyn.com/398906/episo...
I don’t know about 1979’s vibes, guys, they seem bad. Uh… California roll first world problem smoke and mirrors T&A Wide-body
Merriam-WebsterFind the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/
Why does that headless soldier have Bugs Bunny mounted to his chest and feathers for hands.
rain-singerThought that was a Christmas pudding
The New York TimesAt an airport in Alabama, TSA discovered five Civil War-era cannonballs in a passenger’s checked luggage.