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My dream is to marry a woman who drowns in her own tits every time she lays on her back

No plans for shark week... i will see about uploading stuff that hasn't been put on bsky yet

Install your anime AI girlfriend on your weed vape so you can blow her when you hit it. Make it squeal.

In exchange for dating me and putting up with my neediness and neuroses, you may touch my belly whenever you want

Worst digimon digivolution design is when the more evolved versions become more humanoid

I've lost power for a few hours thanks to a shit ISP fuck-up and I really wish I had irl friends to go kick it with instead of baking in my house

Every non-Californian who laughs about California being on fire or claims the state earned or deserves it will now be punched in the throat