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Found this little ditty from before the digital age.

Chillin like a villain.

I've changed my mind about self-driving cars. We do need them. There are so many people in this city who shouldn't be driving. We're basically ignoring traffic lights and stop signs now. Theres a whole generation of drivers now who cant not be on their phones.

Not even true. A quick google search shows that 15 other countries had higher mortality rates than the U.S., and the countries that had lower rates pushed masks, social distancing, and vaccines. All the things Trump fans refused to do.

B.P. is watching his show.

9:00 at night and it's still 90 degrees F. This is bullshit, man.

Can't return from the dead.

Nailed it. youtu.be/FlemToy73s4

Nothing says I’m an Alpha male like wearing penny loafers, capri pants and a tight blouse.

Here’s Trump on Soul Train in 1980, doing a little dance he likes to call “Bone Spurs.” youtube.com/shorts/EMEaS...

When you're so paranoid that you see communism in everything, you might be a fascist. Honestly, after all these decades, have we caught any communists? Trump is trying to scare his base straight again with communism tho, and his base will believe anything he says, no matter how stupid it is.

Oh he loves children alright. That's why he hung out with Jeffrey Epstein.

No collusion tho, right? He's probably just going there to try and end the war in Ukraine, right?

Boy, that takes some guts to ask Congress for 87 billion dollars to fund a war that Trump started without their approval. Fuck him. Let him sell that luxury 747. It’s his war, he can pay for it.

Way to kill people. #MAHA

This was rated by Men’s Journal as the most difficult guitar solo of all time. I really like this song, so I won’t argue. youtu.be/Y2CXA-DPYXk

Republicans always need a boogeyman. If they didn’t have fear, they’d have nothing at all.

So she didn’t live there then.

Press Your Luck is the dumbest game show with the most annoying contestants. They're so annoying that I sometimes think this whole show is rigged. Either that, or they intentionally seek out the most annoying attention seekers they can find. It's no Jeopardy.

This is why we can’t have nice things. Because we had to start a war with Iran, and a war with ourselves, in order to keep the Trumpanzees, who thrive on violence and chaos, happy. This is the only way they can get erections.