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thanks bobby

“fucking white people”

One of the best songs ever written

I am rotating bob vila and his big naturals in my minds eye

me turning to my wife when matt damon came onscreen: that's Odyssey

you said there's video of Dispensor's transformation, and yet the video conveniently cuts away from any moment that looks like it would require expensive animation, a true chef's kiss cop-out from the advertainment execs

held hostage by, or showing deference to, a true Internet Original?????

Had heard of them but never listened to them. Guess I gotta remedy that

Who are these guys this rules

i also made a cartoon but i didn't force a calculator to make up the words for me

This is the only part of Americana people are allowed to use the phrase “the good old days” about

Little rat boy will do anything to get closer to power so if we can get him to say things like pack the court or abolish the electoral college or institute single payer and he can get little old ladies to listen because he reminds them of their grandson then I say give him a position

Just flying by to say that’s a cool necklace

yeah like i have jewish friends that i deeply disagree with about israel but i at least understand why it's a personal issue for them

yeah i certainly didn't need to explain anything to my wife, she's mexican-american so we were on the same page

i feel like it is now my responsibility to urge this man find a local meeting bc i've heard this story every week and it either ends in a hospital or a casket

excellent work

Nah I was with my wife and kids, and I didn’t want to ruin their night either

I figured I would have just ruined his kids’ Halloween and later realized I could have just asked his wife to take their kids up a house or two so I could talk quietly with her husband instead of making a big goddamn scene, felt like an idiot all night