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You know I would have contributed to a crowdfund to send some beefcakes to attend Lindsey's funeral from a distance

BREAKING: Current residents of cemetery not medically cleared to leave.

Oh Congress will continue to throat trump alright, but it won't be deep

Brad's wife has her revenge.

I would start watching The Pitt if his name was actually Dr. Robby Bobblehead

Running in from the bullpen to fight is so funny and proves how soft baseball fights are. You guys can fight back there, you know.

Dave McCormick's new constituent engagement strategy working perfectly: a perpetually full voicemail inbox.

What the hell is TMZ's DC bureau for if not getting the real Mitch McConnell story?

Yinzerpol

Oh you spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today? Name 3 marginalized groups you'd like to harm.

At trump's request, FIFA has overturned Belgium's 4 goals.

No governing sports body is going to screw up trump's kalshimarket bet as long as he has anything to say about it. I'm not going to be surprised if one of these fouls gets overturned *during* the game.

Oh my god you guys. I'm starting to think FIFA might be corrupt.

Out at the American State Fair having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, celebrating America too.

Wow glad he was able to get the help he needed for free. Hey, I can't remember: which party keeps trying to cut mental health care funding?

I miss vacation so much after one day I actually bought lottery tickets after work.

What's going on? Our partisan scotus is handing out trump L's like they are no-bid DC landscaping contracts.

Holy shit he's literally Jeremy Culhane's Tucker "and I'm supposed to be*attracted* to this?" These people suck so bad.

Shit I didn't tell my bank I'm on vacation and they're actually taking out all the money I'm spending.