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All he would've done is ride the scooter through the Mummers parade, harmless

This would have never happened if the Phillies were brave enough to re-sign Harrison Bader

Whole-ass pitchers, only

Sorry, guys, I need the full body

seriously, the way people gathered around them, all I could think about was Gus explaining to Shawn the Spanish soap opera he watched in Psych: "the telenovela is a craze, Shawn"

We walked by a brewery and a line was down the block for a pop-up shop of the artist. Here's her site: inciardiprints.com

we also got one of a mackerel and I wanna put a little mini Jesus print next to it, because my brain is nothing if it's not running a bit

Here are some others we've already popped into frames

I leave for another trip early next week. I will be seeking out more. The machines draw small crowds. Teens squabble over them. They're perfect

You put in a dollar, or a token, and you get a random print from a series. There are bunches of these all around up there, and in/near major cities. All the machines have different stuff. We came home with a bunch. They delighted us so thoroughly

I was going to post about something utterly horrific and dystopian and realized I don't have the capacity for that right now, so here's something much cooler instead: a mini print from a vending machine we stumbled upon in Maine

Harper's also been bad this month so people are getting snippy and saying he should look in the mirror and explicitly include himself in any comments. but he's also very, very clearly still the team's second-best hitter all year

he got asked if the team needs help at the deadline, he said yes, he got asked about more hitting or pitching, he said both. Mattingly got asked about it and gave a relatively long answer about not liking it and also said he hadn't/wouldn't be talking to Harper about it because that's who he is

So glad they fired the manager in April so I could think about the manager in July and August

The bullpen stuff is just who he is but the response to Harper's comments are bizarre

Don Mattingly is certainly managing like a guy who knows he won't be here long and I think that stinks

No trades, so a bit of a weird one from me today. I wrote about the experience of watching Tyler Freeman play outfield in 2026, after watching him play outfield in 2025, and how it can make one feel a little unstuck in time

man. the Bader injury was such a fucking bummer. and I still think of that Sanchez non-strike call like 1-2 times a month

my fandom aside, for as good as the Dodgers have been they had a handful of razor-thin moments go their way in the Phillies series that I think lots of people are forgetting on purpose. their roster build is meant to do that, sure, but it's not automatically happening every year