Ehhh 🅾️ 🏳️🌈
It looks like they're playing fashy madlibs on Fox News again
Parker MolloyKarl Rove's little whiteboard on Fox News, lol. Like... idk, man. I'm not sure that the strategy of expecting people to know a bunch of Hasan Piker lore AND them caring enough about it to the point that it affects who they vote for is going to work, but okay.
Providing a nonsensical answer to a question completely different than the one actually asked? Come on down, John Fetterman, you've passed the final test necessary to officially receive your Republican card.
Aaron RuparBLITZER: Why is Israel, another country, your red line right now, rather than a domestic issue that impacts Americans' everyday lives? FETTERMAN: Yeah, absolutely. And I agree with a lot of Democrats too. I called trash Platner.
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Delta NupeEl-Sayed won. I’m urging Black Detroiters to STAY HOME and be “uncommitted’ like El-Sayed was for Kamala Harris during the general election. Dearborn voted for TRUMP instead of the Black Lady. I’m encouraging Black Detroit to vote for Jill Stein or Trump , like the Arabs in Dearborn did in 24!
I don't care what out of staters say, I will always love you, Cincinnati Chili.
EldonedwardsCincinnati Ohio Chili
You know that white house smells turrrble
Ben CollinsOh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
To be clear, they are referring to a stuffed animal and not an actual, live rabbit. The man is holding a beanie baby hostage like it's 1997.
ForbesMiller on Tuesday called on the House Ethics Committee to investigate him.
Just a fundamentally unserious person.
Aaron RuparCornyn: "As to the idea it could be revived in the future, I think it's highly unlikely that could happen without the cooperation of the DOJ. And I think Mr Blanche gave us the assurances that it was dead and would not be revived and in this case we have no alternative but to take his word" 🙃
This makes the Kelce brothers' podcast look like a mensa meeting.
RazzballThe whole Mariners' pen believes Babe Ruth didn't exist. Kinda want all MLB players to believe this and make the owners agree to it in next CBA
Can we have Tom Nichols wheel him over to the other tent and stay there with him?
Donie O’Sullivan"I am not going to be in the same party with Hasan Piker ... if he becomes a force in the Democratic Party, I am out of here," James Carville says on Fox this morning. Reminder: The Left Insurgency airs tonight on CNN at 8p ET.
Michigan Tracy Flick wants to be president or VP so bad you can feel it in every syllable she types.
Parker MolloyI really hate Elissa Slotkin's patronizing "my theory of the case is that what works in the middle of the country will work on the coasts, but not the other way around" shit. It's one of her canned lines that she uses in her eventual attempt to run for president.
