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I don't want a charcuterie board. I want to stand in my kitchen at 10 p.m. & squirt Easy Cheese straight onto my tongue like I'm impersonating a Ritz cracker with bills. Some people have self-respect. I have canned cheese.

So the FCC won't let me be, or let me be me so let me they tried to shut me down on ABC but it feels so empty without me?

Is there a Mrs. Spider-Man?

I never know whether I am supposed to talk while Uber drives me somewhere or if I'm just supposed to keep my mouth shut so I sit here like an escaped mental patient.