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What if I was a woman attracted to women and you were a woman attracted to women and we both wrote fanfic about the same fictional gay men

After playing Talking Points and Patently Stupid during jackbox games at a party last night, I’ve learned that I retained exactly one skill from high school and college: the ability to completely bullshit my way through giving a presentation

#deltarune

🌸🌼DELTARUNE TOMORROW!!!🌼🌸

Getting all dressed up because I want my friend who I haven’t seen in a year to think I’m cool

The #TADC finale dropped yesterday so here’s a reminder to hug your local transfem– ESPECIALLY if she watched the finale too

#tadc

DELTARUNE ON JUNE 24th THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL

I love my friends so much they’re the funniest people on earth

I wish I had a girlfriend so I could let her use my tits as pillows

My favorite bullet hell game is “Driving the Wrong Direction on the Highway”

I didn’t realize until last week that the opposite of Nothingburger is obviously an Everything Bagel.

What if I was a girl with short hair and you were a girl with long hair and we both wore dresses and danced together

Best part of the #artemis2 mission: every time I look at the moon I’m like “Holy shit! There are people up there! Hi guys!!”

I write my fanfic the old-fashioned way: ON THE CLOCK.

I’m playing lategame Subnautica like “THIS IS STILL VERY COOL. DO NOT LET MY SCREAMS OF TERROR DUE TO THE LAVA AND GIANT SEA DRAGONS MAKE YOU THINK I HAVE STOPPED LOVING THE OCEAN. I STILL LOVE THE OCEAN” while actively running from Everything in a 100-meter radius