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Ran away to grab lunch with a coworker. Taking my chances with a little lettuce.

My review of HOW BEAUTIFUL WE WERE is on Book Chatter today. Didn’t strike me the way I thought it would. Still memorable. Corporate greed over humanity is a tough pill to swallow. #BookSky Review >> bookchatter.net/2026/08/05/r...

Accurate. Ask my students who “missed” me and decided to reach out at 1am. Most of the time they prefer the agent of chaos, as do I.

The algorithm is absolutely wild tonight.

The left side of my face feels like someone punched me. Perhaps I should quit with the weird WTF faces at work because muscle fatigue.

Jennifer Jareau's Cringing ExpressionAlt: Jennifer Jareau's Cringing Expressionstatic.klipy.com

As much of a badass as I am, (and I am, a real bish) my students seem to disagree. 😅 Second message like this I’ve gotten this week. Different kid. I might be losing my street cred. Need to whittle a shank.

Kind of want to hide under a tree outside for lunch even though there's the heat to consider and the very aggressive squirrels.

Damn it. The College of Engineering just posted my EXACT job and it pays $4K less a month than what I am getting paid now in IT. This is why I am forced to stay, become a villain, and wreak havoc daily. Someone's gotta do it.

Joker de Batman: The Dark KnightAlt: Joker de Batman: The Dark Knightstatic.klipy.com

No cheating, post your lock screen. I cheated a little for privacy’s sake. Gotta include a name when students take your phone and leave it lying around. 😂

On campus today. My evening was riddled with ridiculous requests. Buckle up. This ought to be fun. ☠️

If you see this, post your comfort character.

George Costanza Eats Popcorn on SeinfeldAlt: George Costanza Eats Popcorn on Seinfeldstatic.klipy.com

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.

Jeffrey Dean Morgan as Negan: Pensive SmokeAlt: Jeffrey Dean Morgan as Negan: Pensivestatic.klipy.com

Go for a run, make yourself a steak for breakfast, pour the largest iced coffee you can. I promise, you will be invincible.

Punching Monday in the face. 🏃🏻‍♀️🎧

Monday, Tuesday, all the same. Punch it in the face.

Needed a laugh. Probably one of the funniest damn movies ever. #FilmSky