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No badge kissers. Vag kisser or bust. And/or bust.

This comic is me attempting to assess my enemies. I'm always overthinking while the world around me underthinks.😑😭😑

Every time I wear out my library's copy of Mein Kampf, they buy another one. I AM HILARIOUS, GODAMMIT.🍀

Sahara: I've seen many movies get worse over the course of their run time, going from an excellent 1st act to a solid 2nd act to a crappy 3rd act... but never have I seen a movie start so strong and then get worse with EVERY scene. This film is a limbo to the bottom. #FilmSky Verdict: No stars.

If serious things happen at a lighthouse, does it become a heavyhouse?

Marie Antoinette [Side Two]: So I finished Marie Antoinette. The second half of the movie is notably better than the first, but, since the first half is nearly unwatchable, that's not saying much. #FilmSky Final Verdict: Let them eat one ⭐️!

Marie Antoinette AKA Nepotism: The Movie: This joke works on two levels, because this is a Sofia Coppola film, and royalty is built around nepotism. Anyway, this is one of the worst movies ever made. Not modern enough to be bold, not classic enough to be classic. #FilmSky Verdict: Merde

The Grammys can choke on a million bags of a million dicks. Fuck the Grammys.