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The lingo. The jargon.

"Progress can only be technical in nature, because knowledge is transferable and wisdom is not." ~ Theo Kars [translated from Dutch]

Misrepresenting reality, might delete later.

Flip, come back, and upside down, easy now.

Quite the claim, Butter. Quite the claim.

Dream Loop Active

Kind of torn on the • my group needs representation, people need to see people like themselves doing things • we made a category to celebrate & call attention to contributions from an underrepresented group • we don't want to be a part of something that explicitly distinguishes us pipeline.

See ya in hell, Pac-man.

"features in-ad games"

The audio engineers at Skywalker Ranch have over 2.3 million minutes worth of audio in their sample library, but 1.9 million of those are the Barney Miller theme played in a loop.

don't talk to me before i've had my business juice

I never got a chance to ask Eddie Money what kind of fees Ticketmaster charged for two tickets to paradise before he died.

Rough.

The cybertruck is the only vehicle you can calculate the exact volume of without using calculus.

The assman cometh

He made mundane claims like he could identify any sound just by listening to it.

Recruiting for a heist. It's going to take a particular kind of team to steal The Gun that Killed Kurt Cobain. Only the best need apply.

Does ACAB include the Turing Police?

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