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a friend recently shared this with me and i'm obsessed — it's an MTV/VH1 simulator with almost 30,000 videos (organized by decade) along with special sections for things like 120 Minutes, Unplugged, Yo! MTV Raps, and Pop-Up Video (!!!) wantmymtv.vercel.app

Not only did they absolutely beg for this, they made it so that “merit” was synonymous with being white so now you’re stuck with precisely the kind of moron who believes that. www.politico.com/news/magazin...

I was thinking for a moment there should be a drinking game where everyone downs a shot when the United States Attorney's office for the District of Columbia has to drop a frivolous indictment but then I realized only the United States Attorney herself could survive that game

NO 👇 LIES DETECTED.......

Elon Musk: ‘Revenge Porn Is A Human Right’

Trump has managed to deplete the world's greatest military and economy in less than two years.

The three countries with the largest number of wind turbines is 1. China. 2. United States. 3. Germany.

Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif Hard mode (lol): no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney or Ghibli (these rules are silly)

[getting quote tweet dunked] This is just like a lynch mob

For years, Microsoft had failed to fully explain how it protects sensitive information in the cloud as it hops from server to server. Given that and other unknowns, government reviewers couldn’t vouch for the tech’s security. It was approved anyway. (Published March)

Have they tried spamming fundraising texts? I'm sure more of that will do the trick.

Occupy Democrats BREAKING: Trump is having a mental health episode on social media right now. He’s been posting insane nonsense, nonstop, all day:

Woman Who Doesn’t Use Facebook Completely Out Of Touch With Friends’ Prejudices https://theonion.com/woman-who-doesn-t-use-facebook-completely-out-of-touch-1819579007/

Biden depleted our stockpiles. It’s a lie that our stockpiles are depleted. The people leaking this should be in jail. This is some insane mental gymnastics even for Mike Waltz

I admire our government's new commitment to honesty.

How much would he have to lose before he's subject to the criminal justice system again? finance.yahoo.com/markets/stoc...

Under a Binface government, anyone who doesn’t accept human-made climate change as fact will be sent back to school, from Year 1 right the way to A Levels, to see if anything goes in the second time round. #VoteBinface

The claim “RFK Jr. does not fuck chickens” is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that RFK Jr. fucks chickens.

My kids have measles, I can't breathe the air, I can't afford gas, and I have explosive diarrhea from a parasite RFK Jr. ordered the CDC to stop monitoring. But at least now the Saudis have a nuclear program.

Carney: "I'm going to take this opportunity to thank President Scheinbaum and the Mexican people for sending 200 firefighters to help us with our fires here. That's what friends do when you have crisis and fires." #cdnpoli