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Hoping that sad old queen is enjoying straight heaven.

This is what I do instead of writing:

I haven't spoken about Widow's Bay here because if I did, I might never shut up about it.

You know, I think maybe their first mistake was filling the reflecting pool with Ecto Cooler.

Are these dumb fuck really just figuring this out?

A few weeks ago, we took a pottery class on making book sculptures. When I came to the designed I decided to do @kellylink.bsky.social Get In Trouble. I think it came out pretty good.

Trump is moments away from literally doing @therealtony.bsky.social poem begging us to return him to Trump tower.

If you only talk sweetly to the murder robot, tell it how it’s not a murder robot, give it unconditional support and love, it won’t murder robot.

Starting? Just starting? What a life to have so little self awareness.

I really hate these types of framings, "X person emerges as Trump critic," because it reinforces a weird celebrity feud style conflict, as opposed to an ethical/philosophical conflict. In this case, the first US pope is taking issues with the vile policies of the US admin.

If anything, I want more mice. Give me an Oops All Mice porridge please.

The Chavez story makes me think about when you hear "All men are x" and men want to say "not all men..." just remember that "all men are x" isn't "every man is x" but "any man is x."

My hopes for the Oscars were simple: -Amy Madigan wins -Timothee Chalamet doesn’t -Sinners wins multiple big categories I am satisfied, although Sinners could have won more.

This story started as a entry to a NYC Midnight contest over 10 years ago. In the prompt for the story, the location was "an exercise class." Very quickly, the bare bones of this story was formed, and my grad school idled brain realized too late exercise and exorcise are in fact different words.

I hate to say this, because I’m also horrified by the US/Israel kills 50+ young girls, but when you post about it to maybe sway opinion, just remember that you are speaking to a populace that watches white men go into our own schools and murder our own children routinely and we do nothing about it.

Have you heard? Your local YMCA now teaches classes on “exercising the ethereal liminality.” Find out more in my story “A Lesson on Learning Your Place in the Universe”

Five authors I've read 5+ books of: Mona Awad Shirley Jackson Stephen King Kelly Link Toni Morrison