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“Spend 60 minutes with people you would never want to spend 60 seconds with.” Is definitely a winning tv pitch.

At what point would an airline step in? Could I get up and make a pitch for my widgets and sell them aisle to aisle?

Finally someone with negative charm and charisma on tv.

Left or right being completely shameless is really the key to economic success under Trump.

So far the thing I’m missing from these stories is the exact prompt the agent is working under. It is always vaguely and broadly, “we just asked it to do this” instead of the exact parameters which would make it easier to frame imo.

Is this not the SNL version?

“Everyone thought it would create gridlock.” It didn’t. “It’s difficult to imagine that just over 20 years ago, this was an elevated highway carrying 168k cars daily through South Korea’s capital.” Now it’s a world famous people-place. They’ve since removed 16 more elevated highways in the city.

Having Abe Lincoln’s beard really seals it.

Holy shit. He has ZERO cognitive connection to any of the words he’s saying until he refers to dc as “dangerous” and then he sort of comes back online for a sentence. If someone was talking like this at at the dinner table I would wonder if they were having a stoke.

Nope. No, you haven’t.

“New Yorkers know a hustle when we see one, and the recent news that Stuyvesant offered admission to only three Black students this year is the latest example of a grotesquely obvious hijacking of public benefits, cynically disguised as a fair, merit-based outcome.” nymag.com/intelligence...

Probably had to move this debut back because infrastructure week kept slipping

So true. If history has taught us anything it is that unless you require an ice cream permit your groundwater will inevitably by polluted by toxic heavy metals.

The wild eyed radical communist continues to destroy capitalism www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Watching *Mets* baseball

Can’t believe they didn’t note whether or not he died before hearing about LeBron and the Sixers.

interesting to me that as the administration treats democratic-voting states like conquered or occupied territories, you don’t have pundits demanding the president respect “half the country”

Anyone who believed this guy was anything but a dirtbag is a fool

What problem have they solved?

I think people who do not work in media have trouble grasping how genuinely terrifying it is watching organization after organization (even those ostensibly held by entities able to fund them!) continually get carved down into nothing. Lights going out all over