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Is the opposite of a landlord a mermaid?

In fairness, I am always thinking the same thing around any dog, and that thought is “Dog! Dog! Dog! Dog! Dog! Dog!”

One of us believes in a thing called love. The other believes in a thing called hate. You may listen to the rhythm of one heart.

Dante’s Inferno is such a wild thing to exist. Some guy named Dante wrote bible fanfiction that accidentally altered the mental image of the afterlife for something like a billion people.

So I’m looking at Disney+, and I’ve gotta ask, uh… hey gang, what are they looking at? Because that is not eye contact.