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Sun's coming back...sloooowly

Immediately adding this to the only other Dutch phrase I know which is warme dranken (yes it's exactly what it sounds like it is, just somehow infinitely funnier)

I'm still baffled how they plan to enforce this. Turning up uninvited to local monthly community crop swaps with a badge and a notepad while everyone denies any knowledge of who grew the kale?

Just submitted feedback to Biosecurity Tasmania to oppose mandatory notification requirements for home producers wanting to take certain produce to crop swaps or sell it via roadside stalls because everything is stupid now.

Oh 😢

I, like everyone, can be prone to exceptionalism. Which is to say that yes it was me whomst has reheated fish in the office microwave. Twice. This week.

If you're seeing this, she's been murdered. Or something.

I dunno Sam. I'm still out here constructing a lot of things out of twigs.

A three hour WHS work session sounds like a great opportunity start mentally planning my late winter gardening jobs.

I do have a Masters of Science and an ongoing passing interest in Greek mythology though so I guess it all came out in the wash.

It's been decades since I read the book (16 year old me decided to do Greek studies in Year 12 which wasn't exactly my brightest move but it was a lot easier than maths, which I'm reliably informed the Greeks also had a hand in somewhere along the line).

Haven't watched The Odyssey so don't have a hot take, but as that doesn't stop people who've never read it mouthing off, my prediction based on *gestures vaguely at everything* is that it'll be darker than it reasonably needs to be. Visually and narratively. And it will not feature any Greek actors.

Willingly or not, with age the naps will find you and start taking you out on the regular.

Just realised that the Little Bo Peep nursery rhyme is basic sheep husbandy 101 Second verse should probably go Little Bo Peep found her sheep are stuck Little Bo Peep could not give a f...ffflying fudgestick

Tech bros are co-opting everything. My old Ray ban sunnies have prescription lenses and aren't cheap. I can't make Stranger in a Strange Land references to grok any more. LOTR is being ransacked on the regular.

Ooh, hang on, I've got another one Trent Reznor, purveyor of selectively bred miniature cetaceans: Nine Inch Whales

*taps sign* do not insert your hand into the jaws of the sarcophilus

Trent Reznor, purveyor of carefully curated heritage breed poultry: Nine Inch Quails