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Oh god. Limmy’s such a hilarious wrong’un.

Well, that’s people for you. Morons.

“It is has not been confirmed how the mistakes were made.” Yeah, I think we all know some lazy sod used AI, chaps.

Is there a Real Housewives of Durham?!

So much grey. And then neon backlit! Do you want colour or not?!

Great. Is it the 90s again?

What the… Is this a joke dating show where they set up the women with morons to see their reaction or something?

Bendypatch Crumbledick.

One good thing is that I’m sat in the garden and there’s a nice breeze and it’s not hot. Plus, no power tools or screaming… at this very moment, at least.

Feeling a bit like work stuff, house buying stuff and general sick-of-the-sun-ness has come to a head today and left me feeling rather… bleh. Everything feels noise. And I’m not enjoying it. Don’t really feel like doing anything AND also don’t want anything to happen. Just want silence.

“Odyssey” muted for 30 days…

Show, don't Telemachus. That's what I say... I haven't seen it.

And what do you intend to do with this terrible power now?

This just came up in Facebook memories and I feel it’s one of those ‘every time you see it…’ things

Yeah, it’s not a small unit!

Or I could just list other stuff I’m trying to flog? Fancy an OB6?!

I was just going to suggest this, as you wander further and further into the dreams of the tangerine…

Moog DFAM.