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@itisjustcrista.bsky.social !!!!!!!!!!!

Strange New Worlds has been a real mixed bag, but at last we’re getting one of my favorite Star Trek story types: Something happens on the way to/from a conference

I’ve made a whole two wiggly guys out of actual clay & am now fully convinced @roseschmits.bsky.social is a witch. I think I improved on the bigger one, but now that I’ve tried bending clay her tentacle pots are unfathomably impressive. #WeirdLittleGuys #Pottery

*****Strange New Worlds Spoiler/Very Specific Reference to @ryannorth.ca’s Second Contact Lower Decks comic***** Man, James T. Rex cannot catch a break

Me: So I noticed this weird thing about my foot Physical therapist *prodding it*: …Oh! That’s fun! Turns out the tendons on the right are weirder than on the left. At least I’m intriguing my medical professionals #hEDS

The further I get into PT, the more I’m realizing how breaking my toes in 2011 has utterly fucked up my entire body. Down to the #hEDS of course, but I’m also specifically mad at the Victorian architect’s terrible stair design & the modern landlord who used a 2x4 instead of a rounded railing post.

My PT yesterday: “You have the most interesting neck I’ve seen in awhile” So that’s fun

Spilled boiling water on myself last night and doordashed first aid supplies—America!

Excited to watch the YouTube clips of just the women in the next series of Taskmaster, impressive they made it 21 series before seriously fucking up the casting I guess…

“Huh? Is that what my ankles always look like?” Is probably a worrying thought. They don’t hurt, but confirmed with my RN sister they look swollen—think a balance exercise at PT where they were extra wobbly got them fluid-y. Is that a thing hEDS does?

Did not expect Death in Paradise to have a Sharktopus episode

The range across just two characters named Rupert is incredible. Highly recommended one of his lessor discussed bastard roles: Sir Walter Elliot in the 2007 ITV Persuasion, just an amazing pompous jerk. I’m probably going to go watch some Buffy and cry a little though

The way I sit cross-legged (both legs parallel to the ground, one on top of the other) is fucking with my hips, so I’m trying to sit normally and I hate it so much

Accidentally put my hand on an extremely chunky spider earlier—chiller about it than expected, but now jumping at anything that looks like it might be a spider out of the corner of my eye

No idea where or when I started knitting this sock—some time between 2006 & 2011 I think? Luckily I remembered I was using this parttern: knitty.com/ISSUEsummer0.... We’ll see how much my gauge has changed in 15-20 years 😬.

Just bought a pregnancy pillow for my fucked-up joints, so I’m excited for all the forthcoming poorly targeted ads!

For at least 30 years, anytime I’ve asked if someone else remembers a cartoon about a gnome girl who goes on a quest through the mountains for flowers to dye fabric for a weaving contest the only response has been ‘You mean David the Gnome?’ It was not David the Gnome.