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Welcome to episode 2 of RFK Jr’s “Real Food Show”! Today, Bobby teaches us the secrets to a delicious raw horse testacle smoothie: 1) Always use fresh ingredients 2) HIGH SPERM COUNT!! 3) Make sure they’re big ol’ thangs Just blend, let it come to room temperature, and enjoy!

“We’re making it up as fast as we can!”

BREAKING NEWS: In the inaugural episode of his new cooking show, RFK Jr. demonstrates the correct way to prepare and present raw baby panda.

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