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My new admin assistant helping with website updates and emails responses. She's currently taking new clients, inquire within.

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Over on r/wallstreetbets voraciously absorbing all the chisme after the Korean market tumble because someone finally had the thought: "Hey, what if this AI ish ain't it?" 😂🤣😭🙃

Man at rooftop pool bar: "You look amazing and smell expensive." Me: "No arguments here." 😈 The rest is history 🥂

A message from the FDA

It's a blood moon any time you want

Man filling out my booking form at 9:47am with a request for 10am that same day: "Yeah, yeah and she'll complete screening and deposit via osmosis and then teleport to the other side of LA perfectly coiffed and ready!" It's flattering but simultaneously confusing.

::sighs:: Fine, I guess I'll watch Peaky Blinders again.

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Just so you know, browsers still track your activity in incognito mode, they just don't save it to your browser history. 🫠

BRB rewriting my bio.

Obsessed! Went for a smaller sampler size to start because I wasn't sure how well it would metabolize on me and we almost immediately went back for the full bottle after he couldn't stop inhaling my neck the rest of the day 😂 Thanks, M, for a new addiction!

Friends: let's keep it casual this brunch Me: