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The zombie SAVE Act is making its way through the halls of government.
Week 78 - SAVE America | The Report CardThe House, unable to pass the SAVE Act on its own merits, tacked it on to an appropriations bill so that it only needed 50 votes to pass andwww.patreon.comThe US is headed for a Titanic election with an ICE-burg on the horizon. What? 124 years is still too soon for Titanic jokes?
Week 77 - The Slow Motion CrisisIt feels so surreal to watch the iceberg of Trump’s election interference looming ever larger on the horizon while the US steams full ahead as if nothing bad could ever happen to our Titanic country.thereportcardus.substack.comProtecting Your Neighbors by Following ICE Vehicles : A Guide from the Bay Area crimethinc.com/2026/07/16/p... — @crimethinc.com
Protecting Your Neighbors by Following ICE VehiclesA guide to following Immigration and Customs Enforcement vehicles developed in the Bay Area.crimethinc.comThe new Enter Shikar album is lit. Been feeling pretty Dead In The Water lately. "We locked up all the lifeguards And seas turn into graveyards" goes so hard.
Dead In The WaterYouTube video by Enter Shikari - Topicwww.youtube.comThe shootings will continue as long as ICE exists.
InstagramCreate an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you.www.instagram.comThe thing ICE seems to be consistent with is killing people in the streets and lying about it.
Week 76 - ICE Kills Again | The Report CardICE has shot and killed another innocent person. Lorenzo Salgado Araujo was going about his normal day when ICE boxed in his vehicle and shwww.patreon.comWeek 75 - Better late than never edition. Join me this 4th of July in watching the American Empire crash and burn before our eyes!
Week 75 - 250 Years of Empire | The Report CardAs we celebrate the United States’ 250th Birthday I can’t help but remember the time my history teacher talked about empires and global supewww.patreon.comWeek 74 is the week I talk about the importance of GWAR in modern American politics. Life is weird.
Week 74 - The GWAR Index | The Report CardThe GWAR index is a formula you can use to determine how much threat your 1st Amendment rights are under. It’s pretty simple. Are governmewww.patreon.comWhat will you last message to your friends be when the feds are outside your door?
Week 73 - And Then They Came... | The Report CardI’ve been warning about this for months, but regrettably we are now here. The Trump Administration is having gun toting, masked men pull acwww.patreon.comHere’s the legendary tale of Plotnikov’s detention.
From Cell to Cell, Jailed Minnesota Unionists Sang of Freedom | Labor Noteslabornotes.orgRead the full indictment of what this Federal Government is doing to the people of MN. They won't stop with just these few. They're coming for everyone who opposes fascism. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Indictment – #1 in United States v. Sant (D. Minnesota, 0:26-cr-00115) – CourtListener.comINDICTMENT (Unsealed 6/16/2026) assigned to Judge Katherine M. Menendez referred to Magistrate Judge David T. Schultz by USA Sommer Honeycutt as to Isaac Auman Sant (1) count(s) 1, 4, Emmett James Doy...storage.courtlistener.com
