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Last night I made myself an espresso martini while I was making a fish pie for dinner. #cooking #cocktails

The definition of haiku.

Stewart's renowned signature dish, "fling stuff in a wok." At a stretch you could call this egg and vegetable fried rice.

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli. Incidentally, this song is sometimes my ringtone.

Creepy Figure: We're Gonna Get YouAlt: Creepy Figure: We're Gonna Get Youstatic.klipy.com

People enjoying the windier weather in #Troon #ayrshire #nikon #nikonzfc #photography

Mine is usually first thing in the morning. Even if it's cold, I wander naked round the flat, opening the curtains, making a pot of tea, feeding the dog, talking to the birds. Then I take the tea back to bed and warm myself up. It sets me up for the day.

I HAVE FOUND OUT HOW TO FILTER AMAZON FROM SEARCH RESULTS! And it's easy. On Duckduckgo (I don't use Google much), do any search, and each result has three dots. Tap there and there's an option to block the website. DDG will remember for future searches. That's it.

These arrived today, all the way from Spain. Thank you so much @roguestrands.bsky.social

Naturists are calling them pervert glasses, or pedo glasses. Shame anyone you see wearing them. Cost meta money.

This is Jim at his very best: his most Scottish, his most opinionated, and his funniest. Have a read.

#trans

It's finished, but it's still a thrill just to put the top under my nose and snort it like a junkie. Astonishingly good olive oil, from the Spanish equivalent of Tesco.

This is a few years old now, but still beautiful. youtu.be/YDXOioU_OKM?...

The Maker - This beautiful animation will shatter your heartYouTube video by Zealous Creativeyoutu.be

What a heartwarming story of friendship.

This was very very nice. Even a mediocre claret can be a delight. #wine #bordeaux #claret #pretentioustwat

Apparently Wes Streeting is defence secretary. Will he just keep defending us from the menace of trans people? #whatacunt

I have a weakness for layered scenery. It makes me take several very similar photos. #photography #nikon #nikonzfc

The best thing about hot weather is sitting outside in the sunshine while your camembert gets really gooey. #cheese #camembert #summer

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This is the nastiest critique of contemporary American politics I've read. www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/s/vP...

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